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"You're at least 90% wrong then." Zephyr said cheerfully, then glared at her. "Abnormally? How tall do you think most people are?!" He asked, then paused. "Wait- nevermind, the average height of males is 5'9." He blinked. "THAT'S SHORT-" Zephyr exclaimed, looking shocked, mostly because he only remembered that fact now. "Mister Lucious has a great ring to it." He grumbled, ignoring the other part. As she started speaking, his eyebrows almost shot off the top of his head and he looked absolutely horrified. "Wha- what- wh- no- na- AGHHHHHH" He finally quietly screamed, clutching his head in his hands. "THE PAIN THE PAIN THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PAIN." He whimpered, trying not to die. "Puke worthy is right. Never speak of that again." After gaining his composure, he smiled at her compliments. Ah, sweet victory. "All kinds of handsome. I can deal with that. And I will shower you with compliments if you talk NICELY all the time!" He joked, grinning. "Because you're the most beautiful person alive today. If you were the sun, I'd be dead. If I was a janitor, you'd sweep ME off my feet." He quipped, closing his eyes for a couple seconds, enjoying the slight warmth radiating off of her body into his. "I'm not moving- too tired." He had to stifle a yawn in the middle of it. "But being with you is better, anyway."
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